SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY GIRLS WITH THE RED LINES UNDER THEY NAMES!
(via deliciouskaek)
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’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via pretendings)
(Source: emilyslovestory, via katielikesthis)
(via deliciouskaek)
One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)
special effects just ain’t what they used to be
(via meanandrood)
\m/
| Alexis: | Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know how dissapoin- |
|---|---|
| *answering machine picks up* | |
| Alexis: | Fuck. |
| Alexis: | Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. How horrible you shit on me and- |
| Mom: | YOU LIED! YOU FUCKING LIED! WHY'D YOU DO IT! |
| Alexis: | STOP IT, MOM! |
| Mom: | YOU LIED! |
| Alexis: | STOP! STOP! GOD DAMMIT! |
| Alexis: | Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things that I read in here that were false, like you saying that I wore six inch Louboutins heels to court with my tweed skirt, when I wore four inch little brown Bebe shoes. |
| Mom: | 29 DOLLARS! |
| Alexis: | EVERYTIME YOU FUCKING YELL, I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT! |
| Alexis: | Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story and the light you shed on me when I am going through such a hard time in my life. I opened up to you so that way the world could potentially know what a great, amazing, talented, strong, *mom starts crying* healthy, girl that I am – not even a girl – young woman. I am petrified! Petrified with this story! |
| Mom: | *grunts* |
| Alexis: | I’m so disappointed, and I’m letting you know that I will clear this up. Have a nice life. Goodbye. |
| Mom: | That was beautiful. You did such a good job of expressing yourself. |
”
Some men only want women for sex. Why are they surprised that some women want them only for money?
Ruby (via tuueur)
(Source: rubiferrer, via meanandrood)
This is my favorite leap year quote.
(Source: veracrossing, via goombellas)
Yo, if you guys are hating on Matilda especially if you haven’t actually seen it I’m gonna need you to stop because it’s one of the loveliest and most creative new musicals I’ve seen in a long time.
excuse me why is anyone hating on that flawless art?
